Moms with young 'uns at home, this is for you.
Call centers that use the voice-operated menu instead of a menu where you push the number of your selection should have an option for moms with young kids at home that says something like, "If you are calling about your account, please say your account number now. If you have small children at home, please hold the phone up to the loud noise in the background now, and you will be transferred the the next available representative."
Seriously, why do companies have menus where you have to speak to a computer in order to get through to a live person, and when you try pressing 0, "We did not recognize your selection," and BAM, they hang up on you?? Have these companies never heard the noises small children make??
"Please say your account number now." "Two..." "MOOOOOM!! The baby is eating a crayon!!" -Pots banging in background- -crashing noise- "We're sorry, we did not recognize your response. Please try again." And forget shutting yourself in a room. The "voice sensor" WILL PICK UP the sound of the children banging on the door of the room you shut yourself in. "Mama! What'cha doing, mama? You going potty? I want a snack! Mama?" Meanwhile, the other child is letting out blood-curling screams, because any time your face isn't visible, you've clearly disappeared off the face of the Earth. Eventually, the automated system gives up and says, "Please try your call again later." Sure, sure. Maybe when they're in college and the house is quiet?